Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

Starmaker · Post by **Starmaker** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:08 am

E. Kiselev, IBM Lotus Domino 8.5 System Administration wrote:It is important to note how the Transaction Log mechanism affects database quota checks and their compression by means of the Compact utility.

Grek · Post by **Grek** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:43 am

"Notwithstanding, they throw themselves into any excuse for a celebration wholeheartedly, with the annual festivals dedicated to some aspect or another of the agricultural cycle being particularly popular."

Well, that's not so bad.

...You Lost Me · Post by **...You Lost Me** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:18 am

Guns, Germs, and Steel wrote:The oldest unquestioned human remains in the Americas are at sites in Alaska dated around 12,000 B.C., followed by a profusion of sites in the United States south of the Canadian border and in Mexico in the centuries just before 11,000 B.C.

Huh...

Parthenon · Post by **Parthenon** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:44 am

Watership Down wrote:They scrambled down the bank and set to nibbling beside the water.

I've never heard of nibbling as a euphemism before, but it seems like I'm going to oral sex by the river? Nice to know.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:23 am

"As a generality that is true," Lovecraft conceded. (Lovecraft's Book)

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:24 am

rampaging-poet · Post by **rampaging-poet** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:27 am

Avoraciopoctules wrote:

Having fun with the free barrels exploit, I see.
I have got to get back to that game.

Re: Page 45. I had two books about equally close on my bookshelf.

The Indigo King, Page 45 wrote:"No cars," John observed.

Midnight by the side of the road.

The White Princess, Page 45: The Little Key on the Blue Ribbon wrote:Far away, at the very edge of the world, where the world ends and where it begins, there was a land called Cantahiri, whose king was named Mohai.

Ick. I remembered the story as soon as I saw the title, and I am not a fan of this guy.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:28 am

I totally should have used my Rifts book:

The human mind given machine precision, steamroller strength and the firepower of an army company.

That would have been awesome.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:51 am

You just need to buy a sentient vibrator, it sounds.

DruchiiConversion · Post by **DruchiiConversion** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:59 am

I got "Biologists are racking their brains trying to think what useful task this apparently surplus DNA is doing." from the Selfish Gene. I can see the upside.

Meikle641 · Post by **Meikle641** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:00 pm

The Stand, page 45
"Yes," he said, his voice slightly hoarse with emotion.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:27 pm

What is this, I don't even

Tumbling Down · Post by **Tumbling Down** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:56 pm

Looks like Dead or Alive: the animated series.

Sir Neil · Post by **Sir Neil** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:47 am

Three Kingdoms, page 1196.

"He has the Riverlands and keeps Jingzhou -- a greedy and dishonorable act, a scandal for all to witness."

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:17 am

Another reason to move to Denmark?

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:03 pm

FUCKING. AWESOME.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:07 pm

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:22 pm

That's a terrible pun, but also kind of brilliant.

fectin · Post by **fectin** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:32 pm

Xenophon's Anabasis had a number of fragments masquerading as sentences; the first real sentence was:

These four works are the most important of Xenophon's writings.

Ouch.

fectin · Post by **fectin** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:35 pm

Prak_Anima wrote:
What is this, I don't even

That's "Gainaxing." It's a really good example too.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:40 pm

Prak_Anima wrote: What is this, I don't even

It's a set of breasts.

Duke Flauros · Post by **Duke Flauros** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:31 pm

Cynic wrote:

Post by **fbmf** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:52 am

Re: Page 45

Reframing Organizations: Artistry, Choice, and Leadership wrote: It might look like chaos, but we always knew what was going on.

Game On,
fbmf

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:16 am

SO the wife decided to join in on the meme game.

"Scooby Doo and you: the case of the living doll" page 45, line 1

"I didn't want anything to happen to Banana."

...

shau · Post by **shau** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:22 am

Stephen King's Christine wrote:I was getting ready to be a grown-up, and I saw that somehow-saw it for sure, for the first time in that lovely but somehow ancient spill of golden light flooding down the alleyway between a bowling alley and a roast beef joint.

Ouch. I haven't had a date in so long even the internet is calling me a virgin.